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"Teach him to play and wipe away the debt."

froggo:

"Teach him to play and wipe away the debt."

hatflims:

blackrain707:

huggleaddicted:

sjinnuendo:

if you ever lose hope in the yogscast just watch this

This. Right here. This.

this is the kind of video to watch when you haven’t felt happy for a while

it will help you immediately smile

Such sweet memories.

enhancers:

I tend to laugh when people ask who I’m texting because I don’t text anyone I’m just on tumblr

tommycrossing:

Life lesson

tommycrossing:

Life lesson

sophorific:

Will Strife is the most precious person ever on his own channel but when he’s with Parv he’s such an evil bastard I love it 

ultrafacts:

michaelsousa:

ultrafacts:

For more posts like this, follow the Ultrafacts Blog!

me too probably Roald Dahl, me too

Fun fact: The almost final words of writer Roald Dahl, were “You know, I’m not frightened. It’s just that I will miss you all so much” to his family. After appearing to fall unconscious the nurse then injected him with morphine to ease his passing and he said his actual last words: “Ow, fuck!”

Regulars - Ridgephos Stripper AU

taylothlorien:

Xephos had a regular. Or, rather, DiamondSword had a regular.

It wasn’t his first regular. After all, his last one ended up buying the club and was now the man he came home to every night after a long shift of glitter and cheap hard-ons. Ridge was the best regular he had ever had, the only one he ever ended up doing anything with, and the man still bought a dance or two every week to give him a break from all the riffraff club promotion would drag in.

Still, for the first time in at least a year, for the first time since Ridge bought the club, Xephos had a regular.

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dope-im-mean:

huffingtonpost:

HERE’S JUST HOW MUCH IT PAYS TO BE CONVENTIONALLY ATTRACTIVE

We’ve come to expect impossible, even improbable standards of beauty to populate our magazines and our television shows. It’s another thing entirely to find they’ve invaded our workplace.

Watch Vox’s full video to see the many other ways these unrealistic beauty standards effect where we work.

unfortunately

(Source: vox.com)

sweetslowsex:

He’s holding is little hands like, “umm kind sir I’m back… i… is it ok if I get some more nuts? If not that’s ok I’m just hungry” 

(Source: pleatedjeans)

(Source: emildeville)